My Apologies

SWAT will return soon. Although I won’t be leading, I’ll be taking the back seat as an advisor of SWAT and helping out whenever I can. Hell will be unleashed.

~Bad, SWAT Legend & Godfather


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On Tuesday when you were sitting on the couch I was so tempted to get on top of you and start moving my ass and the other part up and down on you

Trader = Red

Girl = Blue

It seems Trader is gay, but can I confirm this? Uhh, actually, I can

U don goof’ed

Message To Mach And “UMA”

Dear Mach and UMA,

It’s okay to be jealous of an army that is much superior and better than you in every way, Mach, you even said it yourself. UMA is not a real army, you’re just an army that runs their mouth and does absolutely nothing because Mach is a terrible leader and can’t lead an army past SMAC. When UMA manages to get 10 on CP, I will acknowledge your dumbass threats and destroy your wack “army”. Everyone is very glad you’re gone from CPAC, you were the worst CEO of all time. CPAC was already shitty, and became far worse when you took office and you need to just stay away from CP armies in general, because it seems you’re just terrible at every aspect of it.

Let me know when you lead a real army, 

~Ganger90, SWAT Leader and Founder

Liberation Of Half Pipe – RESULTS!

Hello SWAT!

After hitting sizes of 45+ at our returning event, we had sort of a short notice event, where we reached sizes of around 40 with ok tactics. Event was originally supposed to be at 8:00, but with midterms going on for everyone, a lot of people are busy, so these sizes are pretty awesome in the middle of everything right now.

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

Starting Up

Hello Agents.

This week, a lot of people are studying and/or actually taking their midterms in school, and are spending more time focusing on that right now than CP armies. I am one of these people. Already, we’ve maxed 45, and new recruits are flowing in every day. Soon we will go on a run that will put us above all, and where we want to be. We will reclaim 1st, and we will defend it for months to come. For now, we won’t be having THAT MANY events, not until testing is over for everyone. When testing is over, we will go on our tear, and regain our former strength from about a month ago. Lets get it done, SWAT.

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief